.....oh and Llamas

You probably are wondering where the llamas fit into my Costco story. Actually, they don't. I just didn't want to forget to tell you this other story.

So that very same day, my favorite neighbor texted me this:

I have stuff for you if you want to stop down......don't get too excited. It's just an egg carton and the message certificates (editor's note: certificates that are no longer good! Argh!). And a cup of coffee if you want.


YAY!!! (to the coffee...)
I'm mking Dolly's slunch now

And apparently drinking heavily
LOL


I just thought you got a pet sheep....but I think Dolly would be a better name for a llama

Get it -- Dolly Llama

You need one!


OMG!!!! We totally have to get a Dolly Llama!!


"We" as in you, right?


Uh, right.


I don't have enough acreage for livestock
Thank goodness


Yes, which is why you have to get one and then oh shoot, I guess I have to keep it for you

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And THAT is why I need a llama.....a Dolly Llama to be specific.

Because my friend said so. And clearly she is a genius! And I wouldn't be much of a friend if I didn't keep her pet llama for her, Kurt.....Because that is what friends do.

And then when the chicken haters complain, it will reveal the truth about the type of people they really are because who complains about the Dolly Llama! No one, that's who!

As the knock off Dalai Lama always says: 

Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them.

This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness.

Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.  

And it is especially kind (and downright essential) to help a friend by taking care of their Dolly Llama.* 

(*Last line may not be 100% verified on Wiki as being a part of the Dalai Lama's philosophy but we are pretty sure he would agree.....)