So that very same day, my favorite neighbor texted me this:
I have stuff for you if you want to stop down......don't get too excited. It's just an egg carton and the message certificates (editor's note: certificates that are no longer good! Argh!). And a cup of coffee if you want.
YAY!!! (to the coffee...)
I'm mking Dolly's slunch now
And apparently drinking heavily
I just thought you got a pet sheep....but I think Dolly would be a better name for a llama
Get it -- Dolly Llama
You need one!
OMG!!!! We totally have to get a Dolly Llama!!
"We" as in you, right?
I don't have enough acreage for livestock
Yes, which is why you have to get one and then oh shoot, I guess I have to keep it for you
And THAT is why I need a llama.....a Dolly Llama to be specific.
Because my friend said so. And clearly she is a genius! And I wouldn't be much of a friend if I didn't keep her pet llama for her, Kurt.....Because that is what friends do.
And then when the chicken haters complain, it will reveal the truth about the type of people they really are because who complains about the Dolly Llama! No one, that's who!