Solly: Mom, um, you know I can't go to school tomorrow.
Me: Oh really Solomon? Why's that?
Solly: Because I am so, so, soooo busy tomorrow. I think we will just have to cancel.
Me: What are you doing to keep you so busy tomorrow?
Solly: Well, I have some writing stuff to do so we just have to cancel.
Me: You have writing to do?
Solly: Well, um, yeah. I have other stuff too that just keeps me so busy tomorrow. I can't go to school.
Me: Like what solly?
Solly: I have a lot, a lot, a LOT of growing up to do tomorrow.
Me: Solly, just out of curiosity, why don't you want to go to school?
Solly: Because I get so, so, SO stressed out at school.
Me: Seriously? Stressed out, Solly? Why?
Solly: Because Cody......Cody gives me the creeps.
Me: Cody gives you the creeps? You mean Cody, as in your best friend at school? That Cody?
Solly: Yeah, but he gives me the creeps.
Well, okay then.....and the drama to get him to go into the classroom continued into the next day when I forced him to go to school even though he was too busy and it stressed him out and the kid we carpool with gives him the creeps....and he didn't complain later about having to meet the cool parrot that came in for a visit with a local Veterinarian. But, the teachers said he was the only kid who acted like a parrot was so "last year's news" and they could tell he had handled birds before. If by handling they meant punching and kicking and occasionally getting beat up by a rooster who is too big for his britches, then yes, he has handled lots of birds!
I am sure this story is not over. Have a great day!
...because life's humor is worth seeking ...because my fourth, doh, make that fifth baby doesn't take up the time between 3 and 3:36 a.m....and it MUST BE FILLED! ...because we can learn a lot from chickens ...and because this has very little to do with chickens and everything to do with grace!
4.20.2015
4.10.2015
Boston or Bust
Um, I think I'll take the bust please? (Lord knows I have been waiting for my turn for far too long now.....I was beginning to think that I would stay in "Stage 3" forever but then I had babies and realized, stage 3 wasn't so bad after all....and apparently after I left the post-baby stage, I entered the TMI category so I think now is a good time to redirect.....)
Aaaaaaanyway, Boston is about a week away and as I glance out the window this morning, watching the stormy weather and utter gloom, I am feeling rather at peace about my decision not to run this year. After ten months in physical therapy for what started off as a little hamstring irritation (turned hip flexor strain) and has ended up being a continuing aggravation, it is clear to me that my body is not eager to be doing the kinds of distances that are required in marathon racing.
So, there is no Boston for me this year. My name is there.....and perhaps even some of my spirit.....but that is the extent of my participation. At first, I was very sad about the decision. And every last time I got a Boston Athletic Association email or packet in the mail, I was terribly upset, as if the B.A.A. was just trying to antagonize me. It ate away at me, like ringworm running circles just under the skin.....and I cringed at the idea of "quitting" before I even started.
But sitting here this morning, in the still and quiet and warmth of our home, I recall the craziness of taper week; the flood of anxiety; the fear of death, or worse, failure, and quite honestly, I am glad my body refused to cooperate with my insanity this year. It's about time one of us came to our senses!
So, for those of you who were eagerly anticipating watching the miles tick away while I suffered through another 26.2 miles, rest easy knowing I will be happily coaching a group of 10 year old girls at a soccer tournament instead. I guess it's time to pass that baton on to the younger generation and forge a new identity. (At least until the next crazy brilliant idea comes to mind anyway.....)
All in for Boston!
(You know, except those of us who found a tiny spark of sanity for once.....)
Now, how do I sign up for that bust? :)
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