How to Give Your Husband a Heart Attack in Two Simple Steps**
1. On Friday, one week before moving day, pay almost $4k to have brand new high end carpets installed in the entire basement level of your home.
2. On Saturday, during your ten-year old's sleepover party, allow two-year old access to a quart of bright blue professional wall paint and let him accidentally dump it all over aforementioned new carpets.
Enjoy!
**Please don't try this at home unless you want to cause a scene right out of the Incredible Hulk meets Psycho.**
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