The Broccoli

What happens when the novice gardener (a.k.a me) doesn't know it's harvest time:



And because Kurt gave me a hard time about putting the beautiful flowering broccoli in a vase, this could also be labeled:

What happens when you don't ever give your spouse flowers....

or

What happens when you chop down every last hydrangea bloom on the plant out back (and throw them away!) without asking....

or

Need I go on? :)