On the way to school the other day Madeline and Lily struck up their backup conversation about what they want to be when they grow up. Somehow, this one never gets old.
"I want to be a princess when I grow up," Madeline told Lily, as to be expected.
"Well, when I grow up, I want to be a Canadian," Lily announced.
Hey, at least she is going for something a little more human, right?
So, we were in Target the other day and happened to be browsing the costume aisle when I noticed the gigantic, yet overpriced, adult chicken costume hanging there. While Madeline was telling me how beautiful I would look if I bought the matching Snow Queen costume to go with her Snow Princess costume, I was admiring the enormity of the chicken directly across the aisle.
"I think I will try that chicken costume on," I finally announced.
The girls looked at me excitedly.
"Right here in the store?" Aidan asked, looking around at the very EMPTY aisle.
"Yeah, right here," I said, pulling the costume down from the wall.
"You can't be serious," he said, as if I might just kill him first in order to spare him from such humiliation.
"Uh, yeah, I am pretty sure I am serious," I said, pulling the chicken legs over my clothes and zipping myself up to the sounds of little girl and Liam giggles. Right as I was fully chickened, someone turned down the aisle and smiled broadly as Aidan looked at me in utter dismay. (You know he secretly loved it.)
Which brings me to my point: I can't wait until they are teenagers....hee hee hee.